poo189:

zak-fucking-bagans:

I can’t stop laughing XD

what on earth

poo189:

zak-fucking-bagans:

I can’t stop laughing XD

what on earth

(Source: lol-post)

thegodsmustbelazy:

angrynerdyblogger:

thank god it was just a ring they had to carry around in lord of the rings can you imagine if they’d had to drag a lifesize solid gold statue of sauron around middle earth or something

Isildur and Elrond slowly shoving the statue across the platform in Mt. Doom.

"Alright, it’s here, just throw it in."

"No… No, I shall keep it. It shall be the birthright of my heirs!"

"Are you-Are you fucking serious, man?"

"It is precious to me! I claim it for the throne of-"

"Couldn’t you have done this at the BOTTOM of the mountain? Fuck you man, you’re carrying it down yourself."

(Source: notthepajamas)

kinomatika:

New acrylic charm coming soon!
also this is transparent so feel free to use it on your blog or whatever!

kinomatika:

New acrylic charm coming soon!

also this is transparent so feel free to use it on your blog or whatever!

imaginesycamore:

Imagine Sycamore in a corset.

via anonymous

(Source: kazashiromiu)

Alright.

tehjai:

wiwaxiasunglasses:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said softly
  • said under one’s…

(Source: notthepajamas)